Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Deep down, everyone wants the truth.

Ancestors from all times have shared their essence with you. Accept the light and let go of the rest.

I think Wordsworth was as surprised to see me as I was him. It can't be usual to go to your favorite memory only to find someone already there, admiring the view ahead of you.

I try not to remember them but very often memories force themselves on my consciousness

I have this fascination with being on the road, all things music, and the '70s. My favorite movie is 'Almost Famous.'

Israel is a true friend. It is our greatest ally in the region. And if Israel is attacked, America will stand with Israel. I've made that clear throughout my presidency.

A little work, a little play, To keep us going - and so, good-day!

Once, in London, the BBC asked me what was my favorite English book. I said Alice in Wonderland

the field of knolege is the common property of all mankind

Learning is its own exceeding great reward; and at the period of which we speak, it bore other fruits, not unworthy of it.