Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day.

Behold, my children!" she said. "The instrument of my revenge. I will call it a scythe!"The Titans muttered among themselves: What is that for? Why is it curved? How do you spell scythe?

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

At the root of every form of ungodliness, injustice, nepotism, selfishness, every rivalry and competitive jealousy, is the monster called greed.

The best thing about a horrible city is that it makes you to understand the beauty of the pastoral life! The bad crystallizes the value of the good.

Seriously, I do not think I am fit for the Presidency.

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right.

She started drinkin' we weren't thinkin' too straight, she was doing eighty slammed on the brakes. Got so hot we had to pull to the side, did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night.

If those who hold influence over others fail to lead toward the spiritual uplands, then surely the path to the lowlands will be well worn.

I knew that if I failed I wouldn't regret that, but I knew the one thing I might regret is not trying.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.

I don't have anything left to offer in the teen-angst area. I've done it every way I know how.