Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Compound interest is proof of gods existence.

Life is a work in progress.

If you're not first, you're last.

No collection without compensation.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

Courage is action, not talk.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have

I'm not reinventing myself. I'm finding myself. There's a difference!

[T]he only thing that has power over you is what you can't say, even to yourself.

Act well at the moment and you have performed a good action to all eternity.

There is a certain thing that you have to just stick to the plan, stick to what you want to do, and you try to work with studios and executives that they get it.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

I felt like on one hand the clarity of thought was amazing, but on the other we went during Antarctic summer, so the sun didn't set the whole time we were there.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

May you always work like you don't need the money; May you always love like you've never been hurt; and May you always dance like there's nobody watching.

An answering smile drifted across his tanned face. "What is mine, I intend to keep.

If someone puts up $100 million on a movie, they're gonna be concerned about whether they'll get it back. So they're not gonna make a movie about three girls, you know?