Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

If you find a need, reach out to help.

I used to lie awake as a child and get more entertainment and terror out of blank walls and plain furniture than most children could find in a toy-store.

He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.

I think the great country songs mixed with some of that bluegrass instrumentation - and surrounding all that with a little bit of a rock vibe and energy - is the kind of music I make.

As jazz fans, it was amusing for us to play jazz harmonies on these big, ugly electric guitars.

The reason that angels fly is that they take themselves so lightly.

As a director you have to - you don't have the option of saying, "I'm not watching this."

Evil, in this system of ethics, is that which tears apart, shuts out the other person, raises barriers, sets people against each other.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

Only the most saintly and delusional among us welcomes all pain as challenge, perceives all loss as harsh blessing.