Hell's afloat in lover's tears.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

It is all too common for caterpillars to become butterflies and then to maintain that in their youth they had been little butterflies. Maturation makes liars of us all.

What does despair mean to someone who interprets that emotion as a chemical reaction in the brain?

If you withhold love as a form of punishment, who is being punished?

When a decision is made to go to war based on intelligence, it is a fateful decision. It has ramifications and impacts way beyond the current months and years.

Relationships are give-and-take, and when you're a tennis player, you're certainly not giving. You have to be self-absorbed. It has to be about you.

I need to celebrate life because I'm in a good spot, I work hard, and I am happy with who I am and what I do for a living.

One man's insanity is another man's genius; someday the world will recognize the genius in my insanity.

Leaders should strive for authenticity over perfection.

Of course, each of us has to write our own book, live our own life.

It's enthusiasm, not apathy, that makes the world go 'round.