Hell's bells, irony blows.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.

See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.

I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.Maybe it works better on television.

Whatsoever thing you believe strongly, it will be turned into truth within your mind.

Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.

With audacity one can undertake anything.

I started playing piano when I was 6. And I knew that wanted to be involved in that form of expression, whether it was through music, or acting, or dancing, or painting, or writing.

I don't think atheism means one does not believe in a spiritual life. I think it means one does not follow the tenets of the established religions.

One thing I am learning is to slow down. Multitasking is great, but I when try to do everything at warp speed I just end up with typos and stress.

A vacuum of ideas affects people differently than a vacuum of air, otherwise readers of books would be constantly collapsing.

Almost every natural man that hears of hell, flatters himself that he shall escape it.

Our adversity is never just for us, but to bless others around us.

I'm not the kind of guy who wakes up angry.