Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.

I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.

Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.

Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.

First, be better than yourself, then strive to better than your competitors.

Because stories start in minds-- they aren't artifacts or natural phenomena.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

The bed must be a beautiful place, not only because you make love there but because you dream there as well.

I think that one of the questions that I asked of myself in later years was to this point of the political directive.

I get to choose things that interest me as opposed to trying to get any job that will have me, which for a vast majority of actors is the case.

Nothing is more unworthy of a wise man, or ought to trouble him more, than to have allowed more time for trifling, and useless things, than they deserve.

If there are kids who want to follow in my footsteps, I'd say that my shoes are too big for them to fill! But their shoe size is just perfect.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business.