Hello, I must be going.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Some people are lucky to find love, others must settle with being liked...

When people look at my pictures I want them to feel the way they do when they want to read a line of a poem twice.

We believe the ice sheet was not around all the time. It was only around during cool snaps of the climate.

Every single thing I go through, I remember I was homeless, and I draw from it!

Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.

Putin is somebody who really respects strength.

Ballet in the air... Twin butterflies until, twice white They Meet, they mate

I pause to record that I feel in extraordinary form. Delirium perhaps.

If youth did not matter so much to itself, it would never have the heart to go on.

San Francisco itself is art, above all literary art. Every block is a short story, every hill a novel. Every home a poem, every dweller within immortal. That is the whole truth.