Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

To err is human, to forgive, divine.

I want to say right here that the easiest way in the world to make enemies is to hire friends.

I always play with words, now i'm out of words i don't know how to describe you because you're my Father.. But surely i can say i love you

Time goes you say? Ah no! Alas Time stays we go.

Since everything is already the Supreme Buddha Nature, where are you going to find it?

People in New York just seem a lot more open than I thought they would be.

A flood of emotions rushes into me. Pain and anger. Sadness and pity. But most surprising of all, hope.

You are the reason. If you want, you are the answer in the end.

Her bikini - small; heels - tall She said she liked the ocean.

It's the hillbilly rock, beat it with a drum. Playin' them guitars like shootin from a gun. Keepin' up the rhythm, steady as a clock. Doin' a little thing called the hillbilly rock.