Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?

We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.

Here lies Dobby, a free elf.

Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!

We’re all going to keep fighting, Harry. You know that?

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.

I loved you even when you forgot me.And—for a little while—you loved me back.

You go to Scandinavia, and you will find that people have a much higher standard of living, in terms of education, health care and decent paying jobs.

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain. Meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure.

A market economy cannot thrive absent the well-being of average people, even in a gilded age.

My first dance ever on 'Dancing With the Stars' was to 'Let's Hear it for the Boy.'

My diary is a disaster...I can't spell at all...I'll spell the same word completely differently in the same sentence.

But no man has a monopoly of conscience.

Any institution which does not suppose the people good, and the magistrate corruptible, is evil.

Just because you are seeing divine light, experiencing waves of bliss, or conversing with Gods and Goddesses is no reason to not know your zip code.

Making music has gotten easier; selling it has gotten harder. Making music has been democratized, but the market is in the hands of fascists.