Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

We all posses different gifts and abilities. How we use those gifts determines who we are.

All my games are real

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

You never know what can happen.

Wherever the standard of freedom and independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will be America's heart, her benedictions and her prayers.

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

How I'd love to get away from here and be someone else for a while in a place where no one knows or expects certain things from me.

What we need is love without getting tired.

If you have children you worry about the world you're leaving them.

Even when I’m not working, I’m still working on something because I just want to create something.

The way young people are joining communities online, and agreeing and separating themselves and creating their own facts about things like vaccination, is worrying.