Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government - and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

I think you have more fun as a human being even though it is much more painful.

he who speaks parables knows and understands the real meaning of parables better

Our parents are always an important part of our inner life.

In any assembly the simplest way to stop the transacting of business and split the ranks is to appeal to a principle.

Once you label me you negate me.

If I could go to Kabul and not die, I would go back to Afghanistan as soon as I could. And, that was the most interesting place that I've been to.

To be spiritual means to be an emperor within yourself. This is the only way to be.

People will realize that software is not a product; you use it to build a product.

Well, India is a country of nonsense

You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.