Help, master, help! here's a fish hangs in the net, like a poor man's right in the law; 'twill hardly come out.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

The most popular labor saving device is still money.

Be the source of peace and love

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Labor, you know, is prayer.

In the best farce today we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending.

I mean, Cheers [from the Star Wars] was just a job while we were doing it. All of us were really only hustling to pay the rent, weren't we.

There is one qualification the manager cannot acquire but must bring to the task. It is not genius; it is character.

What you do has far greater impact than what you say.

there's not a boy on the planet worth this amount of angst. I know; i used to be one

I make the songs and part of making them is singing them. But what you hear is not me. It's the song. It's through me.