'Help me,' Allison says, but she is soft-spoken, and everyone she loves is so far away.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

We celebrate God when we share in each other’s joy and pain

Gratitude is a Short-Cut which Speeds the Journey to Love :-)

So, " said the Russian, after regaining is composure, "the lesson of the model is that the universe——all its matter and forms of energy——arise out of thought.

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what will be grasped at once.

My good friend Paul Shaffer and I are going to continue in show business. Next month Paul and I will debut our new act at Caesar's Palace with our white tigers.

No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.

Award shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.

Find a nice, self sufficient hilltop, and fortify it.

Progress is always the product of fresh thinking, and much of it thinking which to practical men bears the semblance of dreaming.

Science is the true theology.