Help me find more money in my budget!

Save money on the big, boring stuff so that you have something left over for life's little pleasures.

The only thing more exhausting than sleeping on a bad mattress is shopping for a new one.

God can make your enemies your footstool.

The young disease, that must subdue at length, Grows with his growth, and strengthens with his strength.

We are chained to this life by a chain of gold, and we dare not sever it for fear of what lies beyond the drop.

Right after 9/11 there was a magazine with a cover of kids, mostly 12-14 year-olds, who were being trained for military combat. I thought that this had just gone too far.

Everybody knows that love goes away.

Easter is always the answer to "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me!"

Every time I go to Comic-Con, I'm jacked. I want to dress up and walk the floor and answer questions, because I'm excited about it. It's like making new friends.

My ambition in life: to become successful enough to resume my career as a neurasthenic.

Oh, I just sing like I hurt inside.

I’m conceited, I got a reason