Hen nights should be banned. You're honour-bound to behave atrociously, then feel terribly ashamed afterwards. (This Charming Man)

I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, "Where'd she go?" and I have to say, "I'm down here.

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes.

I like hoodies. They just make me feel safe.

You will go on and meet someone else and I'll just be a chapter in your tale, but for me, you were, you are and you always will be, the whole story.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

Relationship gurus always said that an attraction based on friendship and mutual respect was far more likely to stay the course - and the bastards were right.

I went grey at 12, my eyesight went at 17. I've been a crock from very early on.

I know of people who don't believe it, but depression is an illness, but unlike, say, a broken leg, you don't know when it'll get better.

My truth is that what doesn't kill you makes you weaker rather than stronger, although it makes you wiser.

A dull, decent people, cherishing and fortifying their dullness behind a quarter of a million bayonets.

For we think back through our mothers if we are women.

Somewhere between right and wrong lies a garden surrounded by thorns, and I have met you there.

Distracted from distraction by distraction

I don't want anyone to be afraid. I don't anyone to hold back who they are.

I don't tell 'U.S. Weekly' which parties I'm going to. I write songs.

God-forsaken is beautiful, too.

Learning can be defined as the process of remembering what you are interested in.

You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.

God is not seeking a display of my Christ-likeness , but a manifestation of His Christ.