Henry, that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?

The action generated the possibility of a future different from the past. Bitter division was healed by way of bold, confident leadership.

...what does the future look like?...'A deep blue, fading into golds and reds-like fire on a horizon. Afterlight. It's a sky that wants you to guess if the sun is about to rise or set.

Nothing is more to me than myself.

There were no formerly heroic times, and there was no formerly pure generation. There is no one here but us chickens, and so it has always been.

I'm proud of the fact that I stood up early and unequivocally in opposition to Bush's foreign policy. [...] That opposition hasn't changed.

Hillary Clinton is raising your taxes and I'm lowering your taxes. That in itself is a big difference.

If you end up getting into a fight with someone, make sure that you win by at least half a mile.

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

Untested assumptions and lazy habits of thought can be shown up, once put in a spotlight of a different hue.

No one commits suicide because they want to die.