Henry was now very annoyed

Illiteracy is the number one promoter of ignorance.

I'm not looking for a happy ending. I'm looking for a new beginning.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

Applaud us when we run, Console us when we fall, Cheer us when we recover.

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

Before strongly desiring anything, we should look carefully into the happiness of its present owner.

Grief and disappointment are like hate: they make men ugly with self-pity and bitterness. And how selfish they make us too.

Yoga really helped with stress relief and just not hurting myself when I tour. It really was super helpful.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

I get energy from one-on-one conversations most often, and I lose energy from group conversations most often.