Her beloved lunatic needed her–whether he knew it or not. Whatever it took, she was not leaving without him.

Always trust your gut instinct. There will come a time when you will understand, but for now trust God has a plan greater than you have ever imagined.

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.

On one side, the forces of destruction, the forces of the desert, have risen, and on the other hand stand firm the forces of civilization, but we will not be stopped.

For I have never wanted a lover, but I have always wanted to love, and to be loved.

I just love the world around me and wanted my audience to love and appreciate it too.

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

Artists are the gatekeepers of truth.

They think so small, they use small words. But not me, I'm smarter than that, I've worked it out. I'm stretching my mouth to let those big words come on out.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.