Her father sagged as relief spread through him. “I thought something awful was happening.” She frowned. “Something awful was happening. It could have got stuck in my hair.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Even now, I still believe metamorphosis is the greatest beauty.

If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader.

Stupid questions will never exist and won't ever exist.

Someone should love you. I will bite him if he will not.

It hardly seemed fair, because, unlike a horse or a Seeing Eye dog, the whole glory of being a bird is that nobody would ever put you to work.

There arises from a bad and unapt formation of words a wonderful obstruction to the mind.

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on.

I don't feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I'm changing what people think is sexy.

Having personal things in balance is more important than the other.

Astronomy ... is of all others the science which seems to present to us the most striking instance of waste in nature.