Her take is that I'm just a late bloomer - that I'm taking forever to ruin my life, she's running out of patience.

So, what if, instead of thinking about solving you whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

I didn't know love could leave the lights on all the time.

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.

Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing you had to do to knock some sense into yourself? Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing that showed you which way was up?

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

I’m sort of… coming off a bad relationship”“When did it end?”“Slightly before it started.

Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.

Work hard, do your best, live the truth, trust yourself, have some fun...and you'll have no regrets.

Hello my darling, I’m your real father. I’ve been searching for you ever since you were stolen from me. I love you so much. Daddy

It's sad when people break up.

DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.

Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is.

None of the people are what you think when you first meet them, who you think they are, and they turn out to be maybe something a little different.

I love the idea of hitchhiking into the city. It was bizarre.

While working as a team, you push yourself forward and move outside the boundaries. It's a great thing.

Try to live your life in a way that you will not regret years of useless virtue and inertia and timidity.

I wish to see the Bible study as much a matter of course in the secular colleges as in the seminary.