Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Death always wins.

Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.

Finding a job that is a good fit is as much about you selecting the right company as it is about them selecting the right candidate.

I think the Miss Universe title not only gives me the opportunity to become a role model for Latina girls around the world, but to show that beauty isn't just about the outside.

The most important thing is to have a sense of responsibility, commitment, and concern for each of our fellow human beings.

I gamble with one foot pointed toward the door.

Dear soulmate, I don't know who you are, where you live, or what you look like. But I pray for you every nite and I ask God to point you in my direction.

You hurt the ones you love the most. Because it hurts you the most.

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