Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Would you frolic in the land of forever with me?

I smile thinly, to make it clear that this will happen when hell turns into a family friendly summer resort.

My jealousy is a living thing. Shifting, changing, growing. Like my rage and my mother's regret.

I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.

Except in pure mathematics, nothing is known for certain (although much is certainly false).

I try to learn certain areas of computer science exhaustively; then I try to digest that knowledge into a form that is accessible to people who don't have time for such study.

The great secrets of being courted are, to shun others, and seem delighted with yourself.

If you need a machine and don't buy it, then you will ultimately find that you have paid for it and don't have it.

Will and energy sometimes prove greater than either genius or talent or temperament.

The sense of endings as well as beginnings in the air is now so obvious in so many dimensions of our experience that a critical mass has been reached.