Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Life is going to give you just what you put in it. Put your whole heart in everything you do, and pray, then you can wait.

Sometimes we must forge distance to gauge clarity in our vision and perception.

Shaucha, or living purely, involves maintaining a cleanliness in body, mind, and environment so that we can experience ourselves at a higher resolution.

If your ambition comes at the price of an unbalanced life, that there's nothing else that gives you comfort but success, it's not worth it.

What will the solemn Hemlock- What will the Oak tree say?

The educational process has no end beyond itself; it is its own end.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

I won't lie to you and make you believe what's evil, is making love, and making friends, and meeting God your own way... the RIGHT way.

Why did everything always change when all you wanted, all you had ever humbly asked of whatever God there might be, was that certain things be allowed to stay the same?

Take the reins of your life in your hands every day. Get up and put a smile on your face, and feel grateful for this gift in your life.