Here it is. My moment of zen.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

There are enough blessings for everyone.

why do people pour water on concrete expecting something to grow from it" AP

I know when somebodys heard my music. I can hear it in their music.

The main source of good discipline is growing up in a loving family, being loved and learning to love in return.

I'm a craftsman. I'm an actor.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

All my shows is about a party. We party from the door then we get into the gig, get back to the middle then we gonna party at the end. It's all a good time.

The bottom line always remains the same: What is the basic humanity of the character? How do I make them resonate with the reader?

Always radiate positive currents of... Light, Goodness, Love, Kindness, Hope and Determination.

Inner liberty can be judged by how often a person feels offended, for you can no more insult a mature man than you can paint the air.