Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

In life we all have choices.

Every single thing I learned about marketing and building my business, I learned from my mom, and she had never been in the workforce. She just had great practical sense.

We can't help everybody. You can't keep everyone alive.

Not one death but many, not accumulation but change, the feed-back proves, the feed-back is the law

I am determined that nothing but the deepest love could ever induce me into matrimony.

You have a great God who loves you and cares about you. Be full of hope that something good can happen to you. God is a master at new beginnings. He loves fresh beginnings, He makes all things new.

I'd lived by quotations, practically all my life.

Worse than a bloody hand is a hard heart.