Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

The last thing I wanted was to fall in love because, deep down, I remembered that love hurt.

Mathematician need only peace of mind and occasionally, paper and pencil.

Time seems to me a drift, a shifting of sand. And my mind is shifting with it. I am wearing away.

This is the copywriters task: not to create mass desire — but to channel and direct it.

I foresee the Chinese ruling the world. What are you going to do to stop it? No president of the United States will ever have enough power to stop the Chinese when they want to take over the world.

Love has its name borrowed by a great number of dealings and affairs that are attributed to it--in which it has no greater part than the Doge in what is done at Venice.

Some of the shrewdest insight into natural processes have been greeted at the outset by the exclamation 'But that's ridiculous'.

I'd like to be remembered as a good person, that gave as much as she could with what she had to give.

I came to join the Experience by going for an audition for Eric Burdon who was just forming the New Animals at that point, after the original Animals had broken up.

The only difference between people who live in this way... is that the people who love in the magic of life have habituated ways of being