Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.

If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn't anything you can't do if you want to.

[Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.

I think if you study--if you learn too much of what others have done, you may tend to take the same direction as everybody else.

Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling.

I try hard not to judge anyone, and I try to bless everyone who is a part of my life, particularly anyone with whom I am having any problems

Shrug off the no’s – they are temporary. This is your world. In your world there is only yes.

September had never been betrayed before. She did not even know what to call the feeling in her chest, so bitter and sour. Poor child. There is always a first time, and it is never the last time.

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

Heaven would indeed be heaven if lovers were there permitted as much enjoyment as they had experienced on earth.

What are the rules," The cop said. "There are none." Vishous spread his stance and braced himself. "Do whatever you want...but you have to break me. You've got to tear me apart.

Avoid the "hard-to-grasp" headline - the headline that requires thought and is not clear at first glance.

A lot of writing about being a mother is not so much writing about the kids themselves. They become placeholders for the shift that happens when you're suddenly in charge of other people.

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

When I walk, I walk with God. He's always with me, He never leaves me and He will shine the light on me.