Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

Once upon a timeI fell in loveLost myselfAnd find another one.

People get addicted to feeling offended all the time because it gives them a high

There's no longer any surprise in noting that China has grave environmental problems.

All ethics so far evolved rest upon a single premise: that the individual is a member of a community of interdependent parts.

It's only when people get involved, when there's money involved, that you have a lot opinions around you. I try not to listen to them too much.

By definition, an actor's life is a recipe for regret. There are always roads you could have taken. But I've lived long enough to realise that each road has its own rewards.

I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

The brunette phase just came about because I was fed up with this Blonde Angel Image. The rebel in me demanded a new color.

Trust your doubt. Always fight for your beliefs. That is the path beyond thought.

It has very little to do with my work, but if your image is not sexy enough, people won't listen. It's part of the game.