Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner, honest water, which ne'er left man i' the mire.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Leadership is the art of influencing people to execute your strategic thinking

Sweets are good for the nerves.

Political questions are far too serious to be left to the politicians.

Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar.

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.

It's not that any sufficiently advanced technology is magic, it's that any technology taking place beyond the threshold of our senses is.

There's really nothing quite like someone's wanting you dead to make you want to go on living.

Being single is wonderful and I love it. I don't ever have a morning where I wake up and say, 'I really need to find a boyfriend today.'

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.