Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Beauty is truth, truth beauty, —that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know

I like to hug you like the waves hug the shore with songs of joy and then in your chest I want to die.

Grace abounds for a greater work.

I did a movie with Woody Allen [“Hollywood Ending” in 2002]. I only had a few days with Treat on that film. I immediately liked Treat. Treat and I had a sense of humor about the whole thing.

Today nearly all historians, whether Christians or not, accept that Jesus existed and that the Gospels contain plenty of valuable evidence which has to be weighed and assessed critically.

I do my best to answer all questions that they might have as well as make appearances at camps and what not.

A real writer is always shifting and changing and searching.

I just can't wait to get out there on stage. There's no anxiety at all. I love being able to take this journey with the audience, because we all have a ball with it - even if we're crying

It is impossible for ideas to compete in the marketplace if no forum for their presentation is provided or available.

Being on the floor of a TV show is sometimes a quite frustrating experience.