Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Idolatry means turning a good thing into the ultimate thing.

A friendship has no guidelines.

I've played a lot of mothers in my movies.

I must say the idea of a United Africa was nonsense.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

I decided I was going to tell these stories. I went around and met Crumb. He was the cartoonist. I started realizing comics weren't just kid stuff.

Many times we say Jesus is first in our life, and i get that, but Jesus should not be first, He should be center of everything.

She sleeps alone at last.

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

I have the belief that a person and his art should have one direction; your work should be a synonym for your person - the two shouldn't be separate.