Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Ideas are seeds of existence in absolute emptiness.Creative words are the building blocks of such ideas.

In my experience, the heavy-handed, terror-inspiring approach closes as many doors as it smashes open.

Michael Ralph brilliantly plays the street prophet, a West Indian who foreshadows the Harlem riot.

I like fashion. I like being in shape. I like to look nice and I like to make money, but I don't think that's the most, No. 1, important thing.

Cheerfulness has a directly beneficial influence upon health.

Escape from the power of the hunting pack, and to know that wisdom is best and beauty sheer holiness.

Ignorance is a self-generating state of mind; one of its characteristics is that it doesn't recognize itself as ignorance.

Love is more than a word. It's a noun and a verb.

If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

I like to come up with the melodies, and I have a lot of ideas as far as structure goes.