Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

Replace your old books with the books you’ve always wanted to write.

Let authenticity ignite your brilliance and dignify your craft.

Life delights in life.

My faith isn't very churchy, it's a pretty personal, intimate thing and has been a huge source of strength in moments of life and death.

I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.

Children and fooles speake true.

Man's brain is, after all, the greatest natural resource.

You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.

I want fun now, life is here to enjoy, not to complicate and make difficult.

Email is the greatest thing.