Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck.

Personally, I think they killed the bear because they were afraid of it. That s what people do, kill the things they re afraid of.

I'm tired of people thinking they're doing me favours.

Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day.

Once you realise there's nothing to be afraid of when you die, there's nothing else to worry about.

When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn’t to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn’t our fault.

I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.

That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.

That's what people do. Kill the things they're afraid of.

Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are?

No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.

Beauty is seeing, the world through colored glass, of seeing everything in its glory, it's all it ever asks.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

It's very difficult to lie to yourself about certain things. I'm not necessarily convinced about how information is gathered and I don't think the credence that's given to it is valid.

Leibniz never married; he had considered it at the age of fifty; but the person he had in mind asked for time to reflect. This gave Leibniz time to reflect, too, and so he never married.

A fickle heart is the only constant in this world

The real genres: good and bad.

Youre a rich man, why arent you smart?

I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.