Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin

Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.

... I discovered life sometimes has a way of giving you what you need, but not in the form you expect.

I think in a moment of weakness, you might surprise yourself.

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

I want to fill every part of you, breathe the air from your lungs and leave my handprints on your soul. I want to give you more pleasure than you can bear.

You are your own worst enemy. If you can learn to stop expecting impossible perfection, in yourself and others, you may find the happiness that has always eluded you.

He was my confidant, the person who was always on my side even when he wasn't taking my side.

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones

A couple of times in your life, it happens like that. You meet a stranger, and all you know is that you need to know everything about him.

I've always thought it was about finding the right person. But it's about choosing the right person, isn't it?

Zen is a path of liberation. It liberates you. It is freedom from the first step to the last. You are not required to follow any rules

in the end, everyone can understand themselves only. You are the only one to which you never have to explain what you mean. Everything else is misunderstanding.

No evil ever came from a woman’s womb that wasn’t placed there first by a man.’... Tantie Neptune, Lucifer's Key by Charles A. Cornell, due 2013

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others.

Life is a very beautiful dream. I'm so glad I chose not to wake up from it just yet

You can improve your talent, but your talent is a given, a mysterious constant. You must make it the best of its kind.

I haven't learned to be politically correct yet.

We Americans are living a lifestyle of exhaustion. We don't have time for ourselves, much less for each other and our children.

My name is Schwitters, Kurt Schwitters... I'm a painter and I nail my pictures... I'd like to be accepted into the Dada Club

I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids.