Here we grow the flax and grain; here we raise the meat they eat, and the wool to keep them warm; we cut trees to build their houses and firewood to heat their stoves.

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards!

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages.

When the women get the vote, we'll spend more money on the children.

The trouble with those people is that they think all the best things are made in the cities. It is not so.

We made love outdoorsWithout a roof, I like most, Without stove, to make love, assuming the weather be fair and balmy, and the earth beneath be clean. Our souls intertwined and gushing of dew.

One life. One marathon. One goal.

When you compete against yourself, you both win.

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

Hereafter she is only my sister in name; not because I disown her, but because she has disowned me.

Life asks not merely what you can do; it asks how much can you endure and not be spoiled.

The only reason I started swimming was for water safety. Then, once I started falling in love with sports, I got more comfortable with it.

My happiness is measured against my kids' happiness - when they're in a good place, I feel really good.

Have you noticed the debt is exploding? And it's not all because of Medicare.

I've been DJing a little bit, so you get used to the fact that music sounds brilliant when it's loud.