Here we will have possibly a bunch of tax dodgers deciding the election.

As a columnist, I realize that whatever amount of corruption I expose, half my readers will block it out, although they may get a frisson of joy in the process.

The Greatest Generation got to save old tires, dig a Victory Garden and forgo sugar. The Richest Generation is being asked to shop.

Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction?

Is this the Olympics or One Life to Live?

What are movies for if not to have the good guys triumph over the bad ones?

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

If you understand or if you don'tIf you believe or if you doubtThere's a universal justiceAnd the eyes of truthAre always watching you

Although we're made right with God by faith, and not by works, the effectiveness of our prayers is often tied to the holiness of our lives.

You should do everything as if it's the last time you might ever do it. Because, you know, it may be.

There are many vices which are not believed because of their magnitude.

We are generally pleased that we were able to report a solid quarter in a tough advertising environment,.

Just one Bush justice on the court means left-wingers might have to start actually winning votes for their wacky ideas; a prescription for liberal extinction.

I think there's nothing better than seeing a three-chord straight up rock 'n' roll band in your face with sweaty music and three minute good songs.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

You can talk about what you see from the outside; it's hard to tell me who I am when you're just looking at me with a football uniform on. That's a totally different person. That's my job, that's it.