Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Develop a conscience to live by.

Raising interest rates is voo-doo. You can't deal with a global system problem by trying to solve it with this.

Most men admire Virtue who follow not her lore.

I shrivel up every time someone mentions Star Wars to me.

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.

Drink, live like the Greeks, eat, gorge.

It is unthinkable to allow complete strangers, whether individually or collectively as state legislators or others in government, to make such personal decisions for someone else.