Heterosexual love,. is in sync with cosmic forces. Not everyone has the stomach for daily war with nature.

History shows that male homosexuality, which like prostitution flourishes with urbanization and soon becomes predictably ritualized, always tends toward decadence.

The moment is ripe for an experienced businessman to talk practical, prudent economics to the electorate - which is why Mitt Romney's political fortunes are steadily being resurrected from the grave.

Women's studies is a comfy, chummy morass of unchallenged groupthink . It is, with rare exception, totally unscholarly. Academic feminists have silenced men and dissenting women.

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Rule of art: Cant kills creativity!

Human life began in flight and fear. Religion rose from rituals of propitiation, spells to lull the punishing elements.

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones

Promiscuity in men may cheapen love but sharpen thought. Promiscuity in women is illness, a leakage of identity.

Daytime soap operas, which I used to adore, have been declining in quality and importance for over a decade, and I gradually stopped monitoring them.

If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

She didn’t know how this ended, she just knew that it needed to, one way or another.

He has a traditional shopper's DNA, an eye for freshness and appearance, and a consistent sense of a home to go back to.

Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

Sometimes you need to live with a painting for a while. Starting a painting can be easy, but finishing it... that's the skill of the painter, how you finally know when it's done.

One thing about this game: It's really frustrating. In hockey, if you team's losing, you can start a fight. You can get your frustrations out.

Rest assured, as long as I am alive any book purporting to be with my cooperation is a falsehood.

Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45

Balance and good fortune can only come to a person who is balanced and feels fortunate.