Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

We are spirits clad in veils.

Altogether he was one in whom no man would have seen anything to admire, and in whom no woman would have seen anything to dislike.

Well, it's not easy to find something that you do not know exists.

When moral posturing is replaced by an honest assessment of the data, the result is often a new, surprising insight.

Boxing’s not that straightforward,” said Eldric. “You can practice and practice, but the real experience will always be different. Lots of things are like that, actually.

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

Spin is 'something is beautiful because we say it's beautiful.'

I only want to walk a little longer in the cold blessing of the rain, and lift my face to it.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

In order to stand well in the eyes of the community, it is necessary to come up to a certain, somewhat indefinite, conventional standard of wealth.