Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

You already know enough. So do I. It is not knowledge we lack. What is missing is the courage to understand what we know and to draw conclusions.

Therapy is not to 'talk about' things, but to change the person's life, and to relieve suffering, such as depression, anxiety, or relationship problems.

The easiest way to get 15 minutes of fame is to be rude to somebody.

Truth above all, even when it upsets us and overwhelms us.

If you don't define the problem you'll never reach a painful solution.

We ought to be judged on how many laws we repeal.

Children deserve to be reared in a home with a father and a mother.

Take thou of me, sweet pillowes, sweetest bed; A chamber deafe of noise, and blind of light, A rosie garland and a weary hed.

I thought we were gonna get "Smooth Operator." That song was big in the '90s.