Hey, Carlos, " the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked, " I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

We must go on, because we can't turn back.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

With the possible exception of God during the writing of the Bible, every writer in history has needed an editor. So do you.

The voice of the people has about it something divine: for how otherwise can so many heads agree together as one?

The commercial music video industry is very hard to break into, and until you break in, that first job is the hardest thing in the world to get.

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

Cruel to be kind means that I love you.

You can look in a book of wrong and learn more right. If you're reading a book that has all wrong in it , you're learning what not to do.

... freedom isn't the absence of boundaries; it's the ability to operate successfully and happily within boundaries.

Not just part of us becomes a teacher. It engages the whole self - the woman or man, wife or husband, mother or father, the lover, scholar or artist in you as well as the teacher earning money.