Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real.

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.

A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.

He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.

It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.

Stupid, fragile mortals.

I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.

I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

You know, that's the reality, but I always shoot movies for the screen, because that's just the experience that I want to get out of it.

I would not trust a mouse to a woman if a man's judgment could be had.

All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

Trust cannot be commanded; and yet it is also correct that the only one who earns trust is the one who is prepared to grant trust.

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

It's all a learning process. You've got to learn from experience, the battles you go through. Some guys continue to grow. Hopefully, that's what I'll continue do.

And of course death can't be conquered...but oh, the battle can be glorious.

There's no performance where I never have to think about setting up a phrase or making a technical adjustment while I'm performing.

If I were to go to heaven, and find that Christ was not there, I would leave immediately; for heaven without Christ would be hell to me.