Hey Highbrow. Next time remember to tuck and roll.

I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.

Ive just tried to keep my eyes open, tried to read everything you can, and tried to see whether I see myself within it. If I do, then I can get excited about it.

A man full of faith is simply one who has lost the capacity for clear and realistic thought.

The problem with politics isn't the money; it's the power.

Getting out of one car and getting into another

Romance should be spontaneous, but in my career I'm totally in control.

Seek truth! Seek truth in the darkness, under the oceans, above the clouds; seek it everywhere and every time! Stop deceiving yourself with the untruth, seek the truth!

Actually, the New Deal's central dedication was to business recovery rather than social reform.

Nothing could be more pleasant than to live in solitude, enjoy the spectacle of nature, and occasionally read some book.

Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.