Hey, I was raised in the church.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

Living your life is a long and doggy business. . . . And stories and books help. Some help you with the living itself. Some help you just take a break. The best do both at the same time.

He that is faithful in that which is least is faithful also in much and he that is unjust in the least is unjust also in much.

Iran is the prime state sponsor of terrorism in the world.

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.

I awoke one day to find myself famous.

I can't sing worth a lick, so I don't know if I would be allowed in the ["The Mickey Mouse Club"].

I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.

Sometimes I'm extremely afraid of the unknown, but I'm so grateful to be on that journey.

What can defeat greed, technological superiority, and legal lawlessness ... is discipline, consciousness, and unity.

He lay on his chair with his hands clasped above his paunch not reading, or sleeping, but basking like a creature gorged with existence.