Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

I set out on a narrow way many years ago, hoping I would find true love along the broken road

After 9/11 and the impending actors' strike of a few years ago, roles dried up for everyone.

I mean, if you think about - if you think about it, UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? No, they are. It's the Post Office that's always having problems.

It seems like every time I start to feel good, something really awful happens. It's like... it's really terrible.

One of the distinguishing characteristics of the true work of art is that it is able to both contain and express different meanings - meanings which may in fact contradict each other.

Beware of color theories. Theories in color photography are dangerous. The plain fact that there are so many of them proves my point.

We would rather see those to whom we do good, than those who do good to us.

The realm of superstitions, fortune-telling, presentiments, intuition, dreams, all this is the inner life of a human being, and all this is the hardest thing to film.

I hate living in a really small apartment, living in a shoebox, not being able to play the drums, not having space. It sucks.

Omissions are not accidents.