Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Life sucks, and then you die...

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

People say, 'How's the record doing?' In the old days you'd say, 'We're at 600,000, it's doing great.' You don't say those things anymore. Those numbers are gone.

Glee is more then just a show now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality.

I basically lived through what could have been my downfall and survived it, so whatever comes my way, I'm ready.

Out of water, I am nothing.

If I set out to sculpt a standing man and it becomes a lying woman, I know I am making art.

The only things that really need to be accomplished in the home are daily scripture study and prayer and weekly family home evening.

We become adolescents when the words that adults exchange with one another become intelligible to us.

Our ideals of freedom, set forth and realized in our Constitution, are our greatest export to the world.

I don't particularly gain water; I don't have water retention.