Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are? Right here. The old pinstripes. No! You never wore them... So you have a right to sing the blues.

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

I'll take anyway to get into the Hall of Fame. If they want a batboy, I'll go in as a batboy.

I like radio better than television because if you make a mistake on radio, they don't know. You can make up anything on the radio.

Well, that kind of puts a damper on even a Yankee win.

Those huckleberries in the National League don't want to do anything that the American League wants to do.

I'll take any way to get into the Hall of Fame. If they want a batboy I'll go in as a batboy.

It comes true because we're wise, dear.

Every believer experiences the Joy of salvation

.keep the child inside you alive..

States like men have their growth their manhood their decrepitude their decay.

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version.

Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

It was the first time I had ever made love. I wondered if he knew that. It felt like crying. I wondered, Why does anyone ever make love?

As far as what I'm afraid of, I hate spiders. I'm pretty good at being not afraid of almost anything, except for spiders.

If I have to die, I want to combust in the middle of one of my classes.