Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

If you have read 6, 000 books in your lifetime, or even 600, it's probably because at some level you find 'reality' a bit of a disappointment.

Spring is a time to make up a big bouquet of flowers for someone you love, or are trying to love, or are in love with.

Thus and thus is the world. Seeing the depth, we shall see also the height, and praise both.

You will never have a greater or lesser dominion than that over yourself...the height of a man's success is gauged by his self-mastery

It is wealth to be content.

I've always thought 'Today' is an iconic staple of morning life.

African American children can't be educationally disadvantaged for 12 years and then experience a miracle cure when it comes time for admission into college.

Claude Debussy was a rare phenomenon a composer profoundly and subversively revolutionary.

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

If I had to choose between government without newspapers, and newspapers without government, I wouldn't hesitate to choose the latter